Biznasty

Go read this blog. In fact, don't. It's a bunch of lies and half-baked horseshit. And in further fact (+2 vs. creatures with facial hair and dingleberries), if you see the purveyor of this malicious smut, let me know. I think he's trying to kill me by force feeding my Doritos and Cherry Coke and making me play Dungeons & Dragons until I can't separate reality from a +4 long sword vs. bad mescalin. Yeah, right! Like there's such a thing as bad mescalin!